Some feel it's gone too far. Fools from north to south, east to west, all over this nation and perhaps the globe have been pitied recently.
Some say it all stems back to this man, Mr. T.
In a rare interview, one of Believe It's own correspondants caught up with Mr. T to get his side of the story. What you read below, like most of what Believe It has to tell you, may suprise you.

B.I. - Mr. T, that is one sweet van you and your team rolled in. Did you have any bitter feelings after being kicked off the A Team?

I didn't get kicked off the A Team fool, I left. That fool Face (Lt. Templeton "Face" Peck) kept hittin on me the whole time. That is one sick gay man. I pity that fool. I couldn't take bein on that A Team no more.

We spoke with Hannibal, the leader of the A Team, before doing this interview and he said you were too much of a loose cannon, and you were booted from the Team. What's your reply to that?

I will kick Hannibal's tail and yours too fool!

Calm down Mr. T, we don't want any violence. You're seen here toting some sort of automatic weapon. Are you a menace to society Mr. T?



I'm a menace to fools like you who mess with Mr. T.

What's your opinion on the latest outbreak of fool pitying?

I'm all for pitying fools. I pity the fool who doesn't pity fools!

So are you in any way connected with the fool pitying events we've seen lately, such as the "Pity Fools" riot last weekend in Central Park?

I have no comment on that at this time.

Mr. T can you flex your muscles for our camera man, we'd like to get a nice shot of that.

Sure fool.



Why do you wear so many gold chains Mr. T?

Cuz when I was a young fool like you, I was a poor fool. Me and my little brother would gather garbage all day long for our family to eat at dinner time. So I said someday I'm gonna be a rich fool and have gold chains worth more then most people's houses. You have to have a strong neck to wear this many chains tho fool. When I first put these chains on my neck snapped in two. Now I got a steel rod runnin through my neck. Sometimes I chain cars stuck in ditches to my neck and pull em right out. When I was on the A Team, and we'd get my van stuck, no problem. I could pull it right out.

Mr. T suddenly left at this point as his pager went off. He shouted, "I pity the fool who messes with Mr. T!" about six times as he knocked our studio door down and took off running on foot.

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